Welcome to Sandy’s Green Grouch 💚🎄

Well, look who wandered in. I’m Sandy’s Green Grouch — stomping around town from Black Friday through Christmas Day to make sure no one enjoys the holidays too much. Except, every time I show up, I accidentally raise money for some very un-grouchy causes:

• Mt. Hood Hospice (caring for families when it matters most)

• Sandy Action Center (supporting neighbors in need)

• The Ant Farm Youth Hub (helping young people grow and thrive)

• D31 Foundation’s Community Kindness Program (spreading kindness right here in Sandy)

 

Business Sponsorships 

Local businesses, you can sponsor me at levels from Stinky Sock ($100) all the way up to Extra Grouchy ($1000). Each level comes with a proper Grouch-style thank you (translation: lots of sarcasm and maybe a public scowl).

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Personal Appearances 

Want me to crash your holiday party, sulk in your restaurant, or roll my eyes at your office staff? Book a Grouch visit! Suggested donations range from $50 for homes to $200+ for businesses and restaurants, but let’s be clear — donations are never required, just deeply (and very grumpily) appreciated.

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Other Things You Should Know 

• Every penny raised stays right here in Sandy.

• I don’t do hugs. I do sarcasm.

• Photos are fine, but don’t expect me to smile.

• Follow along on Facebook for weekly “Grouch Updates” (spoiler: I’ll complain about how generous you all are).

So go ahead — sponsor me, invite me, or just laugh at me online. Either way, Sandy’s Green Grouch is here to steal Christmas… and give it right back to the community.

💚 – The Grouch

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Fine print (because apparently we need it): All donations are tax-deductible through The D31 Foundation, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit (Tax ID: 86-3480355). That means you might even get a little love from the IRS — but don’t take my word for it. Always check with your tax person, because I’m green, not an accountant. Ugh.