The Grouch’s Sponsorship Trap

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$100 – Stinky Sock Tier 🧦

Wow. You actually gave me money. What a waste. But fine, I’ll thank you.

Includes:

• A grouchy shoutout on Sandy’s Green Grouch FB page.

• Your name (or business name) listed on the Wall of Infamy sponsor post.

• Permission to brag that you supported Sandy’s most unhuggable holiday tradition.

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$250 – Moldy Fruit Tier 🍊

• Grouchy shoutout on the Sandy’s Green Grouch FB page (in character).

• Business name listed on the “Wall of Infamy” (sponsor banner or digital graphic shared weekly).

• Option for a photo op with the Grouch at your storefront (quick pop-in).

• Recognition in the final fundraising total announcement.

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$500 – Sour Pickle Tier 🥒

Everything from Moldy Fruit, plus:

• Short “Grouch Visit” video filmed at your business (shared on FB). Example: Grouch stomps around your lobby muttering about your generosity.

• Business logo featured on sponsor graphics (not just the name).

• Your staff gets one free “Survived the Grouch” group photo posted on the page.

• Priority scheduling if you want an appearance during December.

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$1000 – Extra Grouchy Tier 😠

Everything from Sour Pickle, plus:

• Featured spotlight post (your business gets its own post in Grouch-voice: “These clowns gave me a thousand bucks. Ugh. Thanks a lot.”).

• Recognition in any press release or media coverage.

• Your logo at the top tier of sponsor graphics.

• Two guaranteed Grouch appearances (for customer events, staff parties, etc.).

• A certificate at the end: “Officially Too Generous According to Sandy’s Green Grouch.”

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Fine print (because apparently we need it): All donations are tax-deductible through The D31 Foundation, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit (Tax ID: 86-3480355). That means you might even get a little love from the IRS — but don’t take my word for it. Always check with your tax person, because I’m green, not an accountant. Ugh.